ok.
:)
:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]
:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.
:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile.
:] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?
:3!!!
You have the secret knowledge my friend
The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…
Like this almost
You understand the treasures!
the wolfstar dynamic is just remus lupin in a jumper his mum knitted and a tweed flat cap, studying for an exam months away. and sirius black in a black leather jacket and punk band vest, distracting remus by reading out a random student's diary he stole from them.
famous au but um dumb
if the poets were on social media and famous this is what they'd be known for
(age somewhere between 19-21)
todd
tumblr blog name: toad.anderson
ao3 name: toad.writes
- he's technically anon but not rlly
- sexiest tumblr account known to man - he's a fanfic writer and an au poster with some occasional og stuff that floods his inbox with asks begging him to publish his og work too - what fandom does he write for? all of them.
- his bf proof reads them all even if he's never been in the fandom
- he writes fics for his friends when they get famous
- in between his novel worthy fanfics are shitty fics of his friends
- his followers get rlly confused
- he wrote a neil x reader fic until straight girls started claiming it and he took it down becuz the reader was him
- todd on his blog: guyss… im so sorry but im taking the neil x reader fic down… im sorry if i offend anyone but the reader was me ❤️ not you - i don't like you all claiming it
- after taking down the x reader, he does a neil x oc but the oc is him but with green eyes
- neil, after the oc gets described: todd the only person im seeing is u tho 😦 and u have blue eyes
- eventually his relationship with famous tiktoker neil perry gets revealed and ppl realize he's not just an obsessed fan
- after neil says the thing blog: toad.anderson: guys my real name is todd anderson everyone: omg we wouldve never guessed
- after neil and him go public and ppl dont believe that neil is gay he alternates between seething and writing neil fics and taking joy from neil's confusion
- todd points out comments that are obviously thirsting over neil and neil still doesn't realize he's being thirsted over
- "neil be the father of my children!" "oh i think they meant that in a godfather type way"
- todd, at a breaking point, suggests that neil and him post a kissing video but neil doesnt wanna be one of those shawn camilla couples - respect
- what if he posted them kissing but he made a historians will call them bestfriends joke but then ppl did🧍♂️
- "my bestie and I 🤩 " "NEIL PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK UR SERIOUS"
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neil
tiktok name: neilliard.at.julliard
- accidentally tiktok famous for pretty face, charming personality, acting abilities - the theater kids had a claim over him orignially but he's pretty mainstream now
- comment section full of old grandmas trying to set him up with their granddaughters
- everyones dream bf until he posted about his own bf
- neil: my boyfie has a big tumblr and he writes a lot and he really likes frogs and he is also blond and heres his address
- hes kinda oblivious about everything
- "you want a close up of my collar bones? why ?"
- reading comment "'show your abs?' its nice you think i have abs! only my boyfriend can see those tho 😉 "
- the comments go wild
- people are stitching it screaming for different reasons
- all his fans r screaming into pillows bc HES TAKEN NOOO
- people are trying to figure out who this mans boyfie is
- "he has a boyfriend??" "he's been straightbaiting us!" "NOO HE'S TAKEN" "IS UR BF AS HOT AS U" "look at the way his eyes lit up when he said bf i love love" "this video shows an aspect of society that-"
- "tell us about ur bf" and he makes a week worth of videos but its all random stuff
- "my bf looks pretty in blue" "my bf likes to put salt and pepper on his fries" "my bf has hair"
- the straightbaiting comments come after him posting about pride and having a pride flag in the background of his videos <- they say things like "he's such a good ally"
- people attack others in the comments who ask him if hes queer "NO NEIL ISNT GAY NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GAY HE COULD JUST BE A REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FRUITY STRAIGHT GUY WHO LIKES GIRLS"
- "are you gay neil???" -> "not everything has to be gay ppl can just be allys and btw by assuming every ally is gay, ur actually hurting the movement!!!" -> "i asked becuz he said he wanted to kiss his boy best friend on the lips in highschool" -> "he meant it heterosexual-ly"
- someone asks him what his type is and he describes todd to the t and they think he likes a short haired blonde
- "he likes girls in sweat pants not skirts" "his type isnt ppl in skirts" -- neil would love todd in a skirt but thats not the point
- his type: "he's really shy, gorgeous, short dirty blonde hair, uhhhh, really smart, and So much more :))"
- he could say my boyfriend is a man who i am dating because i am gay and they would still try to straight-ify him
- a grainy video gets leaked of a short haired blond guy jumping into his arms and ppl say things like "its just a girl with short hair"
- todd hate writes a neil x male reader fic
- he asks his friends for help and they post todd's face everywhere on his recording set
- he makes a video like "meet my toddy"
- in the video todd says he's a boy and he's todd and he's neil boyfriend 3485757 times and neil is like "omg babe i love u too <33" becuz he doesnt Understand
- some ppl r still in denial or think he's bi w/ a preference for girls
- straight girls like him becuz he has a pretty face and a general respect for women
- during prom season, he gets dmed a lot of websites for buying prom tickets
- "don't worry guys! i know i said my high school time was rough, but i actually did go to prom with my bf!!"
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charlie
twitter name: therealalpha
most popular podcast name: daltons intercourse
- joke/bait account ppl took seriously
- The Alpha that other alpha posters bow to
- says stuff like "SIGMA MALES KISS ALPHAS ON THE MOUTH TO ASSURT DOMINANCE"
- the twitter alphas buy into him so bad he's making podcasts and doign interviews and he has no clue how tf he got here but he's riding the high
- he advocates for being alpha via kissing ur homies
- when he gets famous he begs todd to write a fic about him
- todd agrees pretty easily tbh
- "ARE YOU EVEN AN ALPHA MALE IF PPL AREN'T WRITING GAY FICS ABOUT YOU"
- charlie posts things like "no homo" "only the real make out with their homies" over those black and white pics of muscle-y dudes w/ no context after the neil video he posts "he homo" over one of them w/ no context
- at first ppl try to attack him but then theyre like wtf is going on here and realize he's trolling the alpha community
- when no one realizes neil is actually gay he makes a podcast episode talking about how he thinks neil is gay gay homosexual gay - he's holding a cigar and wearing a tight hawaiian unbuttoned shirt like "lets talk about this gay gay theater gay boykisser man"
- made by @cowboylexapro
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pitts
youtube name: gerdoesstuff
joint youtube name: idkman
- homework help and crafts videos youtuber - relaxed vibes only here to be calm
- he gives study and concentration tips and encourages ppl to seek help and companionship and not suffer alone
- he paints mugs and looks for bugs
- he was on charlie's podcast and they discussed the alpha-ness of making pottery
- todd wrote a pitts x reader fic becuz ppl begged him to
- pitts printed it out and framed it and put it in his filming set up
- he's a regular on meeks podcast too btw and meeks is a regular on his
- but when meeks is around things explode so
- he has a second channel with meeks where they do silly experiments
- theyre posting schedule is non-existent and they also do streams but they never tell you so their viewers just have to hope and find out
- knox and him are planning on making a movie review channel but its still not fully thought out so
- he makes couple mugs for todd and neil when neil asks for help
- he wakes up at 2 am and sends todd prompts
- anytime he learns a fun fact he sends it to todd on the off chance todd may need it for a story at some point in his life
- anytime he reads anything he's like damn neil will love to act like this character and lets him know about it
- he sends charlie alpha podcasters to make fun of
- at some point he exposes cam's shitty handwriting for the giggles
knox
instagram name: knoxious.ur.mom.ious
- he posted a short on his instagram talking about how he just learned hair grows from the head and not the bottom and blew up for being a dummy - he doesn't know whats going on but he's having a blast
- he stirs up drama but on accident
- he was on pitts youtube before
- out of everyone here he's the only one not making content he's just vibing
- eventually he ends up posting background footage of everyone doing dumb shit
- when it comes out theyre friends ppl stalk his instagram to find more proof
- after that he starts to stir drama but more consciously
- hmm what else - idk he's just chilling, getting called out for being dumb and watching his friends do dumb stuff
- oh wait when he makes that short about the hair a bunch of commentary channels post about it and he takes it like a badge of honor
cameron
instagram name: cam.studies
pinterest name: cam.studies
- one of those aesthetic studying accounts on insta and pinterest - takes nice shots of his homework and his pen collections and his study desk
- except its only for the pics his handwriting is atrocious - he has like one page or paragraph of pretty handwriting to post and the rest is scribbled chaos - his pens are never organized by color, theyre just thrown in a box, and his desk is filled with papers and books and never looks clean but its fine he's just here for clout
- he ends up sponsoring and reviewing businesses that make those cute study supplies so now he has a hoard - or at least he did until his friends started taking them
- he groaned about the cam.studies x {random ass ppl} fics todd wrote but he thinks theyre funny and has them bookmarked
- he went on charlie's podcast and the two argued for half of it and then explained how as two alphas they would settle their differences by kissing
- his friends help him angle his aesthetic shots at cafes and shit
- he got exposed eventually as a fake becuz ppl (cough) posted his real notes which were messy and disorganized
- but he played it off as a commentary about how the internet is fake and got more sponsorships
- he judges todd and neil but is eating popcorn at the front seat of the drama
meeks
podcast name: chameleon hotel
youtube channel name: idkman
- meeks makes a podcast for very stupid intricate crimes. he has a cult following of bisexuals
- its stuff like drama over a tree being taken down
- "the locals even called their beloved tree 'ole alvin'"
- charlie: todd write a meeks x ole alvin fic
- he has standards, so he does
- he went on charlie's podcast and convinced ppl that being with other men allowed u to suck in their alpha-ness and become the ultimate alpha
- but generally he just makes his little silly videos and makes cryptic posts about the neil todd drama
- has a joint channel w/ pitts
- is up to date with the neil thing and is the one to send neil updates
- he tries to convince neil to act out his podcasts (with a lot of success lmao)
- he tries to convince todd to write fics based on his podcasts (also with a lot of success)
- as payback for the ole alvin x meeks fic he convinces todd (very easily) to write a bunch of dumb charlie fics and todd agrees becuz he has standards
no one actually knows that the poets know each other
- they eventually post a group photo
- "we need to cancel neil perry for being friends with an alpha podcast guy" "nah thats just charlie"
- "yall know hes bi, right?"
- "he literally has a podcast about how sucking dick as a man makes u the ultimate alpha male"
- it does explain why charlie's alpha podcast go from tiktok actor, tumblr fanfic writer, instagram study blog, fellow podcaster, hw help tiktoker in between his satire of normal alpha tiktokers
half of these things are like copy and pasted from our conversation btw so dont blame me for them
another constantine redraw - this time from Hellblazer City of Demons #5 - because the heart wants what the heart wants.
New odd Ao3 tags! For the funnies.