Babygirl, you are deeply unsettling and inherently wrong want to play tit for tat questions and then make out?
Bruce Wayne being a proud parent headcanons
Bruce is the type of dad to just endlessly and shamelessly brag about his kids to anyone who would listen. Be it during patrols, galas, PTA meetings, business meetings, hell even JL meetings. The man doesn’t care at all.
Convos between civilians and vigilantes that I bet that happened Part ll
Gothamite: Honey why don't you come here so I can blow your mind?
Nightwing: You're very kind lady but I have to decline, I mean you're really pretty and nothing against your job but I don't usually pay for these stuff
Gothamite: For you baby I do it for free~
Nightwing:
Batman: Nightwing.
Nightwing: Alright, alright jesus.
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Gothamite, squinting: Wasn't you who broke that tug arm that one time?
Robin (Tim), enjoying Damian is out town: It was my evil twin (lying)
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Gothamite, who's also a stripper: You look like a guy who used to work here
Nightwing:
Red Hood (looking at him):
Red Hood: Nightwing–
Nightwing: So about the bodies found on Upper West Side–
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Henchmen: Yo Bruce–
Henchmen: Bruce Wayne?
Henchmen: Man– he's hot!
Henchmen: Naah
Henchmen: C'mon you telling me you would't ride him until–
Henchmen: Naaaaah
Henchmen: It becomes a core memory.
Red Robin (on the top of the warehouse): I wonder if this fall will kill me.
Spoiler: I'll be right after you.
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Robin (Damian): Don't be stupid that route will take forever
Red Robin: Not if we go around Fashion District.
Robin: Yeah, dumbass and it's a turn. We should go through Fashion District.
Red Robin: I'm sorry do you really want to throw Penguin's territory Right Now?
Robin: I always knew you were a fucking coward– Yes, obviously.
Gothamite: Not to interrupt or anything, but I'm still pretty much tied up right now.
Robin and Red Robin at the same time: Shut up
Gothamite: Okay–
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Batman: Robin call the ambulance.
Gothamite: Please no I really don't have any money.
Batman:
Gothamite bleeding out on the Batmobile in his way to the Wayne Clinic: What does this button do.
Batman: You touch, you go walking.
Gothamite: Alright.
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Gothamite: Ask the gay one–
Red Robin: The fuck you just said to me?
Gothamite:
Gothamite: I was talking about Nightwing
Red Robin:
Nightwing:
Nightwing really trying not to laugh: I don't even have the words for this one hold on.
The other gothamite immediately turning to Red Robin: You're GAY???
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Nightwing doing his acrobatics on stores rooftop's:
Drag Queens from Bludhaven: Heeeeere he comes, *starts snapping their fingers in rhythm* work, work, work
Nightwing *goes along with it*:
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The same Drag Queen later: Ever tried to add vogue to your crime fighting?
Dick, seriously considering:
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Dick after implementing vogue in his crime fighting having the time of his life:
Red Robin: This is getting ridiculous I will have to kill you
Gothamite: Oh my god he's homophobic-
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Gothamite: Do you think that Wayne kid is on Grindr?
Gothamite: Doesn't he have like a boyfriend?
Gothamite: Like that ever stopped you–
Gothamite: Stoooop~~
Red Robin unfortunately in a stake out:
Spoiler: Well are you?
Red Robin: Shut up
Spoiler: I mean it wouldn't be the first time you–
So, been catching up with MLB, after ducking out early S4 because of the mess that is this shows release schedule. tbh, I was never that invested in lovesquare, though
Marichat was/is cute.
It was just ‘inevitable canon’ and I was playully defensive against the ‘threats’ to it so never gave Luka a chance before.
Then catching up to Wishmaker made me realise Luka is actually a sweetheart, caused a full series rewatch (help), and now I absolutely love him.
And the like…casual chemistry of these two? The potential in the dark/light (their names) sun/moon / yang/yin? Duet of piano and violin? Classical literature and classical poetry
book dates?
(no one just references Hyperion - Greek or Keats - off the cuff like that fight me) Strictly controlled classically trained princess boy in a gilded cage, and easy going rocker boy who lives on a houseboat called Liberty fgs?!
I’m sold. OTP. Sad magical catboy needs hugs, and you just know soft guitar snakeboy gives the best hugs.
Honestly I just want Adrien to have someone to talk to about being Chat, and for the writers to stop pretending there was ever a real threat to the lovesquare and let Luka move on :T
I just wanna see them being boyfriends friends. Buddies. (someone save Luka, he did not sign up for S4′s bs)
I was fucking around with a paint by numbers pixel art thing and it made me wanna draw @fragileizy s character again










